My Parking Spot

I am normally quite a happy-go-lucky guy. I am usually never angry or ever upset, but there are some simple things I ask for that do not happen. One of them is my parking spot at work.

I get to work around 8 am every day, and like to park in the same parking spot every morning. It’s the best spot on the lot for several reasons. For one, the parking spot is in a perfect 12-5 pm shade spot. It gets hot in Southern California, and having a place to park my car in the shade is amazing. Especially right in front of the office… it minimizes the little time I can catch all those UV rays, and doesn’t cause me to feel terrible getting into the car after work.

Parking 2Second, the spot is a perfect place to get out. You are not getting out onto a hard cement, oh no you aren’t! You are getting onto a lush mix of soil and gravel, that supports the feet and makes it a dream to get out of the car. It’s like stepping onto a soft bed of grass! Really!

Additionally, your impact chances are reduced by 50% for car door dings and scratches! There are these terrible car accessories that go for about $50 each to protect your car from door scratches, so really, I feel like I am saving $50. That’s like 5 free lunches. And I feel much better going to lunch in a car with no dings on my left side.

I also like the idea that I can see my car from my workspace. I can supervise my car to make sure nothing bad is happening to it, like people swinging their doors out and hitting the unprotected side. It’s like 100% protection with that in mind! Bam! 5 more free lunches!

Now here’s the kicker. I park there every day of the week, but people still go out of the way to park in my spot! There is a small pain every time I have to park somewhere else. It just means that I have a much higher chance of getting dents in my car, it overheating, or having to get out of the car into a puddle of oil.

The entire parking lot is shared by several offices, so there are a lot of people I do not know in this parking lot. But all-in-all, we are all drivers in this parking lot and we see the same cars. So we should really know where we usually park, right? I think so!

But for the third day in a row, someone has taken my spot. It’s like people know it frustrates me. I am just hoping that next week will be a better week, for better parking spots that suit my needs and wants.

Or maybe this week is the week I put a cone in my spot when I leave. I genuinely think people would be too lazy to move the cone, and get back in their car to park. I actually think that could work…

So moral of the story… pick a parking spot and stick to it.  Everyone will be much happier, knowing that they have a spot reserved just for them!

8 Comments so far

  1. Carlie on November 3rd, 2007

    You are entertaining :-)

  2. Cyngus Unlimited on November 3rd, 2007

    So this is what you do outside of JMTB02… heh.

    and to solve the parking spot problem… just park there really early, then grab a coffee, head back to the office, and program those games. =P

  3. trig1 on November 3rd, 2007

    You just a tiny bit autistic about you’re parking place.

    And those bastards stealing your spot - making you pay for lunch! :P

  4. potato masher on November 5th, 2007

    Problem solved! solution 1. Park your car in your space late Sunday night, walk home and to work every day.
    solution 2. Park your car in your space and live in your office.
    solution 3. Ask for a pair of roller skates from your Mom for Christmas.
    glad I could help!

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  6. Guy from Slovakia on December 5th, 2008

    lol u have nothing better to do ?writing such a poor blog….

  7. Jeff on December 13th, 2008

    I have the same problem. People take my BJ’s parking spot all the time. Makes me mad.
    :(

  8. James Koriyuki on December 20th, 2008

    Bah.. Parking Spot? I’m more worried than my safety on the road rather than my parking spot.

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