SK ripped to SHREDS.
I can’t believe he called me down on not capitalising ONE letter ‘i’.
To be honest, I found this to be amazing, it’s nice to hear someone critisize you for somethign you did years ago and reflect on how much you’ve improved (debatable?).
Warning: Some bad language if you’re sensitive :p
Kudos to Mr Reviewer, whoever you are 
And also, this is his only video, but his youtube name is Armor Games Reviewer, so who knows who is next!?
Haha, that was pretty cool. Ya, you have improved a lot since that game. He seemed to make the same mistakes over and over doing the same thing though. Oh well, now I want to go play that game myself, and way to go Mr Reviewer!
Yeah Tony, what is wrong with you? Forgetting to capitalize an “i”, creating an obviously out of shape knight, and making said knight fight what is described as moving fecal matter with eyes? XD
I kinda wonder if someone who seems to have issues reading/playing in a game like this can really accurately critique it. But it was still bloody funny. ^_^
We need more reviews. If you are reading this, please post another review ‘Armor Games Reviewer’
That game actually looks like a lot of fun! Despite the bad decision to force the player to read the instructions, instead of having an in-game tutorial.
This is the best thing that has ever happened to Armor Games. Ever.
This guy s hilarious, I wonder what his AG username is…
Hahahaha he even acts out the voices! This is amazing, more games must be reviewed!
I am just wondering how you can tell if a knight wearing armor is out of shape or not? Looked fine to me! Well I am a big fan of Sleepless Knight, I thought it was a cute game
“Note, he did not capitalize ‘i’” ^_^
Wow that was interesting. Maybe I should make my brother review games. That would be funny. You would hear things being thrown and I’d have to do lots of bleeping. He is like a mad gorilla when things don’t go his way in games.
Could be funny…that or maybe my grandma. Hmm..
I’m jealous. I want my own reviewer to rip my games to shreds.
Just the fact that he is an “armor games reviewer” and only has reviewed one game seems pretty flattering to Armor Games and said game.
He’s not only the Armor Games reviewer - he’s the Armor Games GAMES reviewer!
It is a rather random game to pick as your first review though… but don’t worry, at the rate he’s going he’ll review the first bubble tanks game some time in 2010.
hay i need help on how to create a game
That was really funny. The rats did look pretty bad…
assasn: Please refer to my profile.
Oh oh…do LightCut next
And sing a long.
Oh my god, that sounds EXACTLY like my brother
Have you all fallen down some interminably long flight of stairs and voided your head of all common sense? That was one of the worst video game reviews I’ve ever seen. The kid didn’t critique anything useful– his commentary was due mostly to a barely functioning grasp of grammar (leading to misunderstanding of basic English functions and definitions, I.E., a sword has range you twat) and a pre-schooler’s perspective on design asthetics.
He was neither creative, intuitive, or unique in his methodology of review– he played the game while improv’ing criticisms and “making his own voices” (I.E., tactless buggery) and generally perpetuating my claim that the internet should violently censor anything not yet past puberty, for the sake of tact and humor if not for the infinite justice of video game reviews.
When ninety percent of your dialogue is “ZOMG SHIT CRAP OUT OF SHAPE” (it’s called perspective animation and design– chibis, whatever, if they were accurately proportioned they wouldn’t very much fit in, would they?). Ultimately, yea, Sleepless Knight has some design flukes, but christ, it deserves something structured to be said of it. Please, it was hardly ripped to shreds. Your game was poorly cursed at by a pre-pubescent “shit-eyed rat thing”.
“These are the TIMERS! You click on the timer, and it DOES stuff, and… You have a certain about of TIME with the TIMER…”
This kid is great
Haha oh no, if he does Light Cut he would probably rip my crazy voice acting to shreds… lol.
And ubertuna… is there something you aren’t telling us?!
hmm….idunno
And to think that I almost put this game on my website! But nonetheless Armor games has been a real inspiration with some of the stuff you guys have been developing lately and I really hope to reach that level one day. I believe I almost put the sequel to this game on hyperfuntime.com but I think it had some glitches that made me turn away.
Are you guys planning on developing a really refined version of this game some time soon?
I think that he shouldn’t criticize the guy who made sk because its a great game and he’s just a bad player.
Hmmm.. a reviewer that has trouble speaking over his braces? I could almost feel his saliva flying out of the screen. At least he’s trying for his age, though I don’t see much hope in his future. I bet he got a chubby just thinkin about how many times he could bash a simple game that he has trouble beating.
well we all make mistakes in our lifes,
your pretty cool at this stuff.
origanal intro does look like it takes for ever!
This guy now has 4 more reviews:
Prehistoric 1
Thing Thing 3
Thing Thing 4
Ultimate Down
Hahaha, awesome. I love how YouTube can buy everybody from your average jackass to your average ten year old kid fifteen minutes of fame. And then people taking it so seriously…yes, this amused me a lot.
Argh, the pretension! It’s blinding meeee! Kudos to you for pointing this gem out Tony.
haha! it is sooooooo funny! hahahaha!!!!!!
*cackles* The review was a gem, sure. But these comments? HAH, I practically got a stitch in my stomach just reading ‘em! xD Great job “reviewer” at giving us a good laugh… BETTER job AG for giving us hysteria!
both of the games suck because all of the controls respond like 10 secs later.its so late.and then you die and you have to frekin star over i mean what is that.rthats stupid and this is one pretty bug mistake making it even a 5 year old could do better im just gonna say it sucks
ok i have several things to say, 1 that lil kid has a really bad mouth for someone who’s what 7 or 8 and also he is really bad at that game.Please “Mr.Reviewer” whereever the heck you are right now review Elephant Rave, it would be soooo funny
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