Windows Vista - Haiku Challenge

Posted March 31, 2009

Every single update I’ve applied to my Dell Desktop running Vista has resulted in crashing the system. The updates have NEVER installed correctly and I’m always forced to do a system restore. Instead of throwing my PC off the roof, I decided to write a Haiku. Enjoy!

Vista, Why O Why?
Install the upgrade, You CRASH!!!!!
Return to Sender!!!

I challenge all those who are frustrated with Vista to come up with your own Haiku and leave it in the comments.

At the COB today I will choose my favorite and the person will WIN a free 5-pack of stickers and your very own Ball Revamped Squishy.

18 Comments so far

  1. Troute on March 31st, 2009

    My dear friend Bill Gates
    Your operating system
    Should get you in jail

  2. Tasselfoot on March 31st, 2009

    Yayzorz! New OS!
    Pwnage time on FFR!
    What?! NOOOOOO! Why, lag, why?!?

    -Tass

  3. pier on March 31st, 2009

    Haha not bad

    Freeze, crash and reboot…
    I have killed for less than that
    Vista go to hell!

  4. Peter213 on March 31st, 2009

    That’s what happens
    When you get a vista
    Xp Pwns you all!

    Sorry if it doesen’t sound like a haiku XP

    >>Peter213<<

  5. Yllier on March 31st, 2009

    Windows
    Vista
    Sucks

  6. Greg on April 1st, 2009

    “Complaints, overblown.”
    I thought this had to be true.
    Wrong. I cry daily.

  7. kingryan on April 1st, 2009

    Vista, You just suck.
    Should have got a Macintosh,
    Vista, You smell bad.

  8. Calm on April 1st, 2009

    “A Windows OS?
    A Computer monitor?
    A Blue screen…”

    This does not apply to Windows 7, cause it seems to work well, or at least the beta did :)

  9. Daniel on April 1st, 2009

    Winners of the contest include

    Pier & Greg!!

    Congrat’s!!! E-mail me your shipping address and I’ll get the stickers and squishy ball mailed.

    Dan@ArmorGames.com

  10. CrimsonBlade55 on April 1st, 2009

    aww man if only I was having trouble with Vista Ultimate I could try coming up with something good for this.Seriously though I don’t think Vista Ultimate is actually quite nice,with a decent computer.I hope you can get those problems resolved though with it.The updates run smooth on my computer though so I find that slightly odd…

  11. Svyat on April 2nd, 2009

    yep vista is only looking nice realy beatiful but inside it only sucks ! XP IS THE BEST SAY “HELL YEAH ” IF YOU AGREE !!!

  12. thisisnotanalt on April 3rd, 2009

    Oh, it’s so pretty!
    This new Vista OS rocks!
    Update? Sure, oh. . .CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Mah haiku :D

  13. rayan on April 5th, 2009

    have mercy you can`t kill a computer i`ll call 911

  14. Anton Dackenberg on April 20th, 2009

    You should check out http://tweakguides.com/ and get the Tweaking Companion for Vista, my Vista works perfectly fine at all times.

  15. wow power leveling on April 24th, 2009

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  16. N3RD13 on July 30th, 2009

    lol you guys
    vista can suck but macs are really terrible….
    my mac book sucked so much that no1 would buy it brand new off ebay…. i just shot it!

  17. windows vista skins on August 1st, 2009

    thank you for your info

  18. Puzzles on August 31st, 2009

    Lol, Vista looks pretty..
    but sucks . x.x

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