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Mar 09

Windows Vista – Haiku Challenge

Every single update I’ve applied to my Dell Desktop running Vista has resulted in crashing the system. The updates have NEVER installed correctly and I’m always forced to do a system restore. Instead of throwing my PC off the roof, I decided to write a Haiku. Enjoy!

Vista, Why O Why?
Install the upgrade, You CRASH!!!!!
Return to Sender!!!

I challenge all those who are frustrated with Vista to come up with your own Haiku and leave it in the comments.

At the COB today I will choose my favorite and the person will WIN a free 5-pack of stickers and your very own Ball Revamped Squishy.

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23 comments

  1. My dear friend Bill Gates
    Your operating system
    Should get you in jail

  2. Yayzorz! New OS!
    Pwnage time on FFR!
    What?! NOOOOOO! Why, lag, why?!?

    -Tass

  3. Haha not bad

    Freeze, crash and reboot…
    I have killed for less than that
    Vista go to hell!

  4. That’s what happens
    When you get a vista
    Xp Pwns you all!

    Sorry if it doesen’t sound like a haiku XP

    >>Peter213<<

  5. Windows
    Vista
    Sucks

  6. “Complaints, overblown.”
    I thought this had to be true.
    Wrong. I cry daily.

  7. Vista, You just suck.
    Should have got a Macintosh,
    Vista, You smell bad.

  8. “A Windows OS?
    A Computer monitor?
    A Blue screen…”

    This does not apply to Windows 7, cause it seems to work well, or at least the beta did :)

  9. Winners of the contest include

    Pier & Greg!!

    Congrat’s!!! E-mail me your shipping address and I’ll get the stickers and squishy ball mailed.

    Dan@ArmorGames.com

  10. avatar CrimsonBlade55

    aww man if only I was having trouble with Vista Ultimate I could try coming up with something good for this.Seriously though I don’t think Vista Ultimate is actually quite nice,with a decent computer.I hope you can get those problems resolved though with it.The updates run smooth on my computer though so I find that slightly odd…

  11. yep vista is only looking nice realy beatiful but inside it only sucks ! XP IS THE BEST SAY “HELL YEAH ” IF YOU AGREE !!!

  12. Oh, it’s so pretty!
    This new Vista OS rocks!
    Update? Sure, oh. . .CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Mah haiku :D

  13. have mercy you can`t kill a computer i`ll call 911

  14. avatar Anton Dackenberg

    You should check out http://tweakguides.com/ and get the Tweaking Companion for Vista, my Vista works perfectly fine at all times.

  15. Thx for sharing the exciting info with us

  16. lol you guys
    vista can suck but macs are really terrible….
    my mac book sucked so much that no1 would buy it brand new off ebay…. i just shot it!

  17. Lol, Vista looks pretty..
    but sucks . x.x

  18. i want windows 7 the features are freakin sweet

  19. Windows Vista is good but it can hog your CPU and Memory.*.-

  20. Windows Vista actually sucks, it is full of bugs and very unstable;-’

  21. windows vista is very unstable and often crashes a lot, windows XP is several thousand times better:”,

  22. Windows Vista actually sucks because it always have some sort of error that causes blue screen ~”:

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