16
Apr 15

Adopt an Elephant Sale!

Love elephants? How about cuddly blue elephants that poop pastries? We’re ready to pack-yderm one in a box for you with sale prices of up to 70% off our normal price! We have a limited quantity though, so adopt one before they are gone forever.

BONUS: We’ll be donating 10% to “Save the Elephants“.

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09
Apr 15

5 Deadly Dinosaur Games

Ready for a roaring good time? We have five games that will make you sprout a tail and start chewing on cars. From trying to avoid your inevitable doom as a species to getting a good sweat while riding a party-crazed exercise machine in a top hat, these games will turn you into a play-a-saur-us…

 

5. LA Rex

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4. Effing Meteors

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3. Treadmillasaurus Rex

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2. Dino Run

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1. Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar

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03
Apr 15

Easter Egg Hunt (Solution)

**NOTE: This contest is now over, winners are posted in comments!**

For Easter Weekend we’ve assembled a bunch of dazzling colored eggs and hidden them around Armor Games. Below are clues to find each one, but then the true puzzle begins. Be the first to uncover the secret of our Easter Eggs and we’ll send you an special prize bundle including some Armor Games swag. 10 runners-up will be get a premium content of their choice and a Merit!

Remember, you can work together – but that may decrease your odds of winning the big prize. :)

Clues/Locations (linked):

  • Silver Egg - “Here you will find exciting adventures that will challenge the bravest of Knights.
  • Striped Egg - “Found where a hatched hero comes to save the day.
  • Purple Egg“Here you are the lord and master of a great spire.”
  • Black Egg - “The darkest, sharpest secret of the Kingdom.
  • Orange Egg - ”Pressing through vast eras, you have transcended reality. Your reward: to do it all again.
  • Gold Egg - ”Upon a mighty throne, this egg is under golden gilding.
  • Pink Egg – “There are a thousand reasons this place should be held accountable.
  • Blue Egg“Find this hallway filled with legends of the just and worthy.”
  • Polka Dot Egg - “Where to feed your gaming appetite… om-click-nom-click-nom! MOAR!
  • White Egg - “The assassin guild’s best friend when discretion is key.
  • Rainbow Egg – “The notes of this trumpet tremble and tumble into the ears of a few.
  • Green Egg - “When in peril, call for aide and face thyne enemy together!
  • Red Egg - “The royal aviary, cawing from every branch.

Correctly listed, the egg letters…

[TB]
[HU]
[EN]
[RN]
[EY]
[AI]
[LS]
[EG]
[AA]
[SN]
[TT]
[EI]
[RC]

And read top to bottom, “The Real Easter Bunny is Gantic“.

Thanks to @spaceskeleton for the Easter Bunny art, and @MrDayCee for his egg art!

31
Mar 15

Sushi Cat: StoryCraft (April Fools)

**April Fools Day Everybody! ~~ Thanks for those that played along with our little blue kitten joke. Did you feed Sushi Cat lots of sushi and veggies? We’ll be giving out one-time Quests, consider this fair warning. :) **

Enter a sandbox world of endless possibilities. Play with friends, collect sushi, explore huge levels and build anything you can imagine! After almost a year in development we are proud to announce “Sushi Cat: StoryCraft World Creator“, an online world of unlimited potential.

Explore a beautiful universe of sushi, monsters, mining, building and crafting. Trade with other players to amass a fortune, explore vast deserts and deep oceans or build a castle made entirely of sushi – the choice is yours! Be whoever you want to be in a world where your only limitation is your imagination.

Note: We know some users are experiencing longer than normal load times. Please be patient, the load will only happen the first time you play the game. It’s worth the wait.

Links:

Screenshots:

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27
Mar 15

Sentry Knight: Conquest + Armatars

All can play  Sentry Knight: Conquest, the next game in the Sentry Knight series. Take control of The Marksman and blast through hordes of enemies with your trusty gun in this new adventure set in the Sentry Knight universe. Upgrade your character, unlock both familiar and new spells, tame new pets, and journey through 3 unique areas packed with enemies, bosses, quests and more.

Links:

Armatars (NEW):

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24
Mar 15

Weekly News: Blessing Edition

Greetings kings, royal subjects and fighters of the realm! Today we’re going to try something a bit different, and highlight some news of the week. Generally such things are done by carrier pigeon or semaphore line, but since you were all kind enough to gather in the tavern, we’ll just read what we have on this fancy gold scroll.

 

Winner of Give Up 2 Contest:

Congratulations to awein999 who won our Give Up 2 Contest for the fastest game completion. Not only did he crush all 40 levels in under nine minutes, but he did it without a single death. I know, we didn’t believe it either so here is video proof…. 

Follow him on Twitch and YouTube! We look forward to more contests in the future.

 

Profile Editing Update:

Our team has been working hard on an updated profile editing page, and released the masterwork version last week. This includes updated locations flags, polished Armatar selection, easier tools to customize your profile and much more. 

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Try it out and let us know what you think in the comments below. 

 

Knight’s Blessing:

The Knight’s Blessing is a Quest that Knights are able to give to any player that rewards/recognizes an exceptional contribution or effort on Armor Games. It could celebrate skill inside a game, writing an outstanding game guide, kindness to another player or a well-written forum post. 

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Are you wondering “How do I become a Knight?” Find out in this forum thread.

 

Other Rumors around the Tavern:

  • Easter 2015 Armatar Contest is open, look at submissions or make your own.
  • Some users are having issues with Pepper Flash and unable to play games. Check out this post for more information if your having problems.
  • Due to peasant abuse, colored BBCode is no longer available in forum posts.
18
Mar 15

Grab These Coins

On Saint Patrick’s Day we were left questioning what would we do if we followed a rainbow and found a leprechaun’s pot of gold? We decided on an epic castle with a building-sized Sushi Cat statue would be a good start. We’d even throw a party. You’d be invited. We like you. We also like treasure, so today we’re going to open a Scrooge McDuck vault worth of games where you collect gold coins. 

 

5. Coinbox Hero

It’s a little known fact that 4 out of 5 coinbox plumbers get seriously injured on the job. Please think of the plumbers. Help rid the world of vicious coinboxes by using various weapons and workers. Did we mention polka? Maybe we shouldn’t.

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4. Cursed Treasure 2

Slay waves of goodie-goodie heroes and collect their gold coins to build a city of destructive towers in Cursed Treasure 2.  Gather evil forces, build towers, upgrade, drink soda, cast mighty spells and don’t let them touch your gems!

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3. MoneySeize

All wealthy people must own a tower. Sir Reginald MoneySeize II, Esq. is no different, and me must search the world for gold coins to fund his real estate plans. Bob your head to the addicting soundtrack and see if you can get all 1010 coins.

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2. Legend of the Golden Robot

Battle mythical creatures, dig up legendary treasures, play bar games against drunk vikings, fight alongside little critter friends that you discover along your quest. Most importantly, grow your wealth by greedily gathering as much gold as you can find!

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1. Clicker Heroes

Did you expect anything less? No other game will have you collect such a massive amount of gold coin as Clicker Heroes. Slay monsters, upgrade heroes and gather a pile of golden treasure that would make any dragon go green with envy. 

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Did we miss a game? Let us know below.

10
Mar 15

Give Up 2 Contest (Closed)

**THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED, NICE WORK NOT GIVING UP**

Never give up, never surrender! Do you have the skill to beat Give Up 2 faster than a rhinoceros with super powers? It’s time to show off your skill by joining our little contest to see who can beat the game the fastest. First, let’s talk prizes.

  • 1st Place – $200 Cash Prize, Give Up 2 T-Shirt, We’ll showcase your YouTube/Streaming channel on Armor Games!
  • 2nd Place – $50 Cash Prize, Give Up 2 T-Shirt, Mention on this page.
  • 3rd – 10th Place – Give Up 2 T-Shirt, Mention on this page.

Ready? The rules are simple…

  • Beat Give Up 2, levels 1-40.
  • Be a human, not a robot or AI. Also, no cheating.
  • Record your completion and send us a VOD, YouTube link, or video as proof.
  • Submit your VOD, YouTube Link, or video either below in the comments or you can submit them directly to Ferret@ArmorGames.com.
  • We reserve the right to disqualify entries for any reason.
  • Submit your attempt before 3/20/2015 by 9:00 AM PST.

Winners:

  1. 1st. awein999 - 0 Deaths – 8:17:12 (Video)
  2. 2nd. Catchdown - 1 Deaths – 8:31:30 (Video)
  3. 3rd. PheonixWarrior - 3 Deaths – 9:15:93 (Video)
  4. 4th. swipenet - 1 Deaths – 9:16:74 (Video)
  5. 5th. SkySand - 0 Deaths – 9:23:19 (Video)
  6. 6th. ivod – 26 Deaths – 14:19:99 (Video)
  7. 7th. ChapZ – 44 Deaths – 18:35:30 (Video)
  8. 8th. MPH_Complexity – 156 Deaths – 40:50:44 (Video)
  9. 9th. Munkind – 215 Deaths – 44:22:07 (Video Video)
  10. 10th. benkeiaa – 375 Deaths – 1:13:08:82 (Video)

Bonus $100 – Fastest Time with 0 Deaths.

Links:

Give Up 2 T-Shirt Prototype:

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Remember, submit your attempt before 3/20/2015 by 9:00 AM PST.

09
Mar 15

Sacred Treasure Launched

All players can now test Sacred Treasure, a fantasy RPG from the creators of Cursed Treasure. The evil is spreading, towns and villages fall one by one. You’ve come to Dorgoil  to test your strength while finding some loot of course. Join a guild of adventurers and travel through lands full of orcs, undead and trolls.

Loot monsters, improve skills, upgrade gear.  play today!

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27
Feb 15

Give Up 2 Launched!

All Players are now able to play the sequel to one of the most challenging games on our site, Give Up. In Give Up 2 you’re back, trapped for Tasselfoot’s amusement once again. Will you survive this time or will you GIVE UP?

There are also six new Quests available!

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